this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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