Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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