ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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