Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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