Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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