Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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