doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you traded sex for a burrito?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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