is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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