Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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