We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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