Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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