Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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