I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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