i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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