too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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