Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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