FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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