It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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