how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
