do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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