Are we in a gay sports bar?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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