Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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