glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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