Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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