Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just had sex bonerless
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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