As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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