I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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