So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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