she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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