wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he was CRYING into my vagina
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Randomize
