you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
