Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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