You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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