So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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