i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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