Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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