i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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