i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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