you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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