He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
