Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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