we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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