the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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