Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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