So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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