id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
