I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
