Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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