JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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