Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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