we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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