After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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