I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
